It's all about me, sorry

Shane Sneed. It's just me

student:

hey government can I have some money to go to university

uk government:

sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

scottish government:

nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

us government:

no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

(Source: qualed, via chromatic-moon)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via hi)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via telapathetic)

kingorb:

i call the damn automatic transmission a prndl now

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via wejusthadsets)

bagmilk:

when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble

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